The day that I'm skinny nothing will ever be the same, everything is unbelievably better.
From that moment I must buy a car because it will be impossible to walk through the streets, because people came at me and my stunning size, but if those who know me and know I'm misia believe that I will not buy a car, let me say that it is the first thing I do when I receive my payment in dollars juicy starring in novels and films (although those do not pay you any good), because it is now fixed in my talent when I make casting and no one else will say is good but is fat, is more, those who rejected me, I will tell them no thanks, when I called repeatedly for part of their projects because for me the local market will be exhausted ... because the day I go to Spain to be skinny and do a casting for Almodovar and he can not conceive how it exisit one so beautiful and sensitive on this side of the world without being in your movies and I will stay by his side, I will become his muse, and you were Pé, now I'm the skinny.
walk with him to Madrid, then when we're invited to the Berlinale to submit our film will be an intimate and exclusive dinner at the home of Haneke (director of The Piano Teacher)'ll meet Daniel Day Lewis, who is married to the daughter Arthur Miller, but in my eyes that see not ever found and he was looking for in each of his characters, the magical essence that transcends deconocida by my look, then go to hell Miller's daughter, hello you, Peruvian and immense black eyes rebasante (because now only be exceeded my spirit strong and bright and no longer rolls at the waist) and we'll kiss all night under the complicity of Peter, who is well pimp, but like Daniel, but I've wanted all my life since you saw in My Left Foot, I can not stay with you ... is that now I'm skinny and free, the world is ahead. Can never confine a rare bird like you, tell me, would be unable to ... I'll always remember I whisper with pearl eyes with tears. And do not make love because it will most ardent desire and immanent, but Pedro protest and say, hell, it do not you throw it, asshole.
Obviously, the Berlinale, the public and the critics have been fascinated with my work, what amazing how delicate and hurt that that animal killed at the scene of the river and threw the dumb cry ... or Robert De Niro in the final scene of The Godfather put so much meaning in the silence, I smile gently pestañearé slow pace of the flashes, as I pass a hand through my long form, thanks, I humbly tell you, "is Peter, he is the genius because I did not lose my simplicity, I now return to my hotel in a limousine has nothing to do. But when just be getting a visit from Sam Mendes, who incidentally is very crafty, and I thank Mamapacha Diosito and because I have interviewed more than a Magaly Solier, I will fax my room at the Hotel Sonne in Rot saying that my husband, my son and my dog \u200b\u200bcalled me, which I prepare lunch, please. "And love, so remember not to cook potatoes you can not eat flour."
Oh, fuck ... with permission, I forgot that I'm not skinny.
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